May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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