it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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