How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
