nut hugger
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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