just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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