Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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