I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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