You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he thought i was a dude.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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