He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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