i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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