maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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