singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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