you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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