but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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