I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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