That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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