The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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