You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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