BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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