I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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