FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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