there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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