I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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