Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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