yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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