I feel great
I just peed on a car
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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