): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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