is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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