let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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