So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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