You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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