I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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