So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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