is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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