How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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