Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
barbara walters just said penis...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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