so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want nice things and good sex
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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