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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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