At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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