You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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