It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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