God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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