I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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