We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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