i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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