Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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