If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.