would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.