Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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