I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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