i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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