Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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