Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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