DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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